THE FAN SAYS: The Fan went 8-1 in week 8 pushing his season record to 64-13. Kentridge falling on their spear kept the Fan from being perfect.
THE TOE SAYS: WHAT THE HECK WAS THE TOE LAST WEEK, ME THINKS HE WAS LIKE 6-3 MAYBE…SEE THE TOE JUST DON’T CARE LIKE THE FAN DOES….HE HAS AN IMAGE TO MAINTAIN….SINCE HE IS FROM BETHEL, THEY HAVE DIFFERENT CLASSES OF “BUM” DOWN THERE…..LIKE THE BUM OF BUM’S CLASS HE IS IN…..
THE FAN SAYS: It's almost playoff time. The top three in the North & South are pretty well set barring any unforeseen surprises. The #4 in both leagues is cloudier & the Fan won't even talk about the pigtail possibilities.
THE TOE SAYS: PLAYOFF TIME, OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY….THIS IS WHEN TEAMS CHOKE LIKE A 13 YEAROLD BOY ASKING A GIRL OUT ON A DATE FOR THE FIRST TIME….
THE FAN SAYS: Let's get to it.
THE TOE SAYS: THE TOE WILL POSTULATE, ELUCIDATE, & PONTIFICATE YOU ALL INTO A SLOBBERING FANATICAL CROWD OF FOOTBALL MONGERS BENT ON PROMOTING YOUR FAVORITE TEAM, REGARDLESS HOW CRAPPY THEY ARE AND HOW BAD THEY PLAY, BECAUSE YOU MARK YOURSELF AS “FAN”…….AND YOU DO IT WITH A TEMERITY AND USUAL RECKLESS ABANDON THAT WAS PART AND PARCEL TO SUCH ENDEAVORS IN AMERICAN HISTORY AS THE DONNER PARTY…….
Kentwood 35 Kentridge 14
THE FAN SAYS: The Conqs have clinched the North crown. The Chargers crapped all over themselves this last Friday against Tahoma. The Conqs roll on.
THE TOE SAYS: THE BUM CALLS WHAT THE STONE PONIES DID AS CRAPPING, THEY LOSE IN THE LAST 8 SECONDS TO A 47 YARD FIELD GOAL, THIS IS CRAPPING…..WE HAVE A “GOOD TOE” ON OUR SIDE OF THE BALL, BUT THE BEARS DO AS WELL…..I WISH I HAD TWO KICKERS LIKE THOSE TWO “CRAPPING ALL OVER” GAMES LEFT & RIGHT LIKE THAT EACH WEEK WE HAVE PLAYED, USUALLY IT IS JUST US WITH THE GOOD TOE ON THE FIELD…THE BEARS BREATHE A HUGE SIGN OF RELIEF THERE WAS NOT 3 MINUTES LEFT ON THE CLOCK AFTER THAT FG.
THE TOE WILL TAKE HIS FAVORITE PROTEGE KICKER AND THE REST OF THE IRON HORSEMEN THIS WEEK. IT WON’T GO EASY FOR THE WOODSHED, THE IRON HORSEMEN BRING TORCHES WITH THEM.
THE WOODSHED OF CONVINGTON 23 THE IRON HORSEMEN OF THE EAST HILL 26
Bethel 45 Emerald Ridge 14
THE FAN SAYS: The Braves will be the #3 out of the South. Their high powered offense will roll in week 9. E-Ridge has been better as the season has gone on but they don't have enough to hang here.
THE TOE SAYS: WHAT BETHEL DID LAST WEEK TO CURTIS WILL NEVER PASS FOR FOOTBALL IN GAME FILM REVIEW. ME THINKS THE JAGUARS MAY GIVE THE BUMS OF THE BETHEL BELTWAY A BIT OF A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY THIS WEEK……
THE BUMS OF BETHEL 34 THE JAGUARS OF EMERALD RIDGE 28
Kentlake 35 Kent Meridian 28
THE FAN SAYS: This could be closer than what many think. The Royals have played better as the season has gone on. The Falcon are the #3 out of the North. Mr. Jones for KM is a game changer.
THE TOE SAYS: THE ROYAL CATS HAVE AN UP HILL GAME AGAINST THE BIRD OF PREY. THEY HAVE NOT MADE ANY MISTAKES THIS YEAR TO SPEAK OF. IF THEY PUT ON THE DUNCE HAT TONIGHT, KM HAS THE GUNS TO MAKE EM PAY FOR STUPID.
THE PERFECT STORM IS WHAT THE ROYAL HOUSE REQUIRES TO LEVEL THE FIELD. THEY WILL NEED IT.
THE BIRD OF PREY OF BLACK DIAMOND 36 THE ROYAL CATS OF CANYON DRIVE 27
Tahoma 45 Mt. Rainier 7
THE FAN SAYS: The Bears finally stepped up & beat a team. It just happened to be the Chargers. ? The Fan continues to be baffled by the Da Bears.
THE TOE SAYS: THE BEARS KICKED A WINNER WITH 8 SECONDS, THE KICKER STEPPED UP, BECAUSE HE HAD TO REPEAT THAT FEAT AFTER DRAINING ONE FROM 42 YARDS OUT THE PLAY BEFORE BUT PENALTY ERASED THAT. THE CLOCK KEPT THE VICTORY FROM CHANGING HANDS POST OF THAT KICK. 2 MISTAKES KEPT THIS GAME OUT OF THE WIN COLUMN FOR THE BOLTS. You don’t give Tony Davis two mistakes in a game. NEVER !!!!
MT RAINIER WILL SCORE TWICE.
THE BEAR CLAN OF MAPLE VALLEY 46 THE RAMMED OF MT. RAINIER 12
Auburn 35 Auburn Riverside 28
THE FAN SAYS: The Ravens are fighting for their playoff lives. They will likely be the #4 or in the pigtail game. The Trojans have recovered from their mid-season swoon. Expect a good game.
THE TOE SAYS: THE BLACKBIRDS OF A/R HAVE DANCED AROUND THE EDGE ALL SEASON….IF TROY KICKS BACK AND WAITS ON WEEK 10, WEEK 9 WILL SUCK FOR THEM. THE BOYS FROM TROY STEPPED BACK UP LAST WEEK AGAINST A HARD KM TEAM, THE ROYALS GAVE THEM FITS AND STUPID CAME TO VISIT TROY AS THEY LOSE A KEY LINEMAN TO DUMB AND DUMBER…LAST WEEKS EJECTION MEANS THIS WEEKS BENCH TIME.
THE BLACKBIRDS OF NORTH SUMNER 32 THE SNEAKY BUGGARS OF TROY 31
Graham Kapowsin 48 Spanaway Lake 14
THE FAN SAYS: The Eagles expected to contend for the top spot. They will be relegated to the Pig Tail game or the #4.
THE TOE SAYS: SPAM DOGS FAIL AGAINST FEDWAY, THEY SUCKED WHEN THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE BETTER, EAGLES FROM GK SHOULD HAVE IT SO GOOD THIS WEEK…..
THE SPAM DOGS OF WARS 15 THE EAGLES OF G-KA-POW-SIN 44
Curtis 48 Beamer 21
THE FAN SAYS: Curtis could rest their guys but The Fan thinks they'll play for the undefeated season. Beamer will likely be the #4 out of the South.
THE TOE SAYS: THE BEAM DOGS ENJOY A BRIEF MOMENT IN THE SUN, HERE COMES THE BLACK HOARD TO RAIN ALL OVER THEM THIS WEEK. PILLAGED, THE VIKING HOARD LEAVE NO ONE LEFT ALIVE…
THE VIKING HOARD OF CURTIS 56 THE BEAMDOGS OF WAR 13
Rogers 35 Puyallup 21
THE FAN SAYS: The Viks cannot put a whole game together. The Rams are banged up but should have enough in this rivalry game to win.
THE TOE SAYS: HECKLE AND JECKLE MEET EACH OTHER FOR A FOOTBALL GAME. WHICH IDIOT BIRD PREVAILS IS UP FOR GRABS…..THE RAMMING MACHINE HAS THE EDGE ME THINKS….
THE RAMMING MACHINE OF ROGERS 38 THE YALLUP OF PUYALLUP 27
Federal Way 35 Jefferson 32
THE FAN SAYS: Expect a high scoring game. The Eagles have played better as the season has gone on. The Raiders have been no push over. A turnover could be the difference.
THE TOE SAYS: IS THE FAN DRINKING KOOL-AIDE FROM JONESTOWN? THE EAGLE GO DOWN, THE RAIDERS PILLAGE THEM HARD, THIS A GAME IN WAITING FOR SOME TIME….THE RED HOARD MARCHES OVER THE EAGLE’S NEST AND CRACKS THEIR EGG SHELLS !!!!
THE RAIDERS OF THE LOST WEST HILL 39 THE EAGLE NESTLINGS OF FED WAY 26
THE FAN SAYS: The playoffs are just around the corner.
THE FAN SAYS: Good luck to all!!! FNF
THE TOE SAYS: GOOD FOOTBALL, GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP AND SAFE TRAVEL FOR ALL, HIS PRAYER FOR YOU !!!